Statement of Purpose

I'm frantically trying to get all my grad school admissions materials done so I can submit them in the next month or so. 

One of the requirements is a statement of purpose that details why I am interested in the program, how I am qualified for it, and what I intend to do with the education once I have it.

I've managed to squeak out an initial draft but I gotta be honest:

My only purpose at this point is to pass the GRE.

{I'm so nervous about the bleepity bleep exam!  Dangit!  Seriously!}