Thursday, August 31, 2017

New (to us) African Stuff

I thought I would give you the teensiest break from Tanzania stuff before I started up again.

I'm now starting up again.

Even though we did our research before going to Africa again (oh, who am I kidding? G did the research.) we didn't really know how the trip would play out. Here are some things that we weren't expecting, and/or that were totally new to us.

Having the safari truck to ourselves!


We had All The Space and didn't have to share with anyone else. Score! This meant we could take our shoes off and stand on the seats (the better to see out the top of the truck) and we could ask our driver questions whenever we wanted. And we didn't have to put up with those pesky, annoying Other People.

We had the same guide, Nas, for the entire stay in Tanzania.

Hippos out of the water!

On our last trip, we got some spectacular pictures of hippos (in the water) in the Zambezi River. But, we'd never seen them out of the water. It turns out, that's a rare sight. Hippos are active at night; that's when they come out and munch their way through the grass. But during the day, they look like a bunch of gray stones in the water. We were lucky to see this one. Look at those stumpy lil legs!


The scope of the animals!

We saw a lot of different kinds of animals when we visited South Africa and Zimbabwe, but not on this scale. Pretty much the only animals we saw in groups during that visit were wart hogs, lions, and elephants. This time, though, we witnessed migrations - groups and families traveling from one part of the country to the other. All in all, we saw hundreds of zebras and wildebeests, and many large groups of elephants, lions, hippos, baboons, vervet monkeys, birds, hyenas, and more.

Here are some of the highlights.






The Great Wildebeest River Crossing!

This was perhaps the most Nat Geo Moment of the whole trip: we witnessed the Great Crossing of the Mara River. This is the only place in the world where wildebeests make this type of large-scale and dangerous effort to move to greener pastures, so to speak. They cross from Tanzania into Kenya via the Mara River, braving the rapid current and the ever-present danger of crocodiles.

G was really hoping for some crocodile drama, but alas, we didn't see any. We did see hundreds and hundreds of animals cross in the span of about 15 minutes. These pictures capture the scope but not the speed. We spent a lot of time waiting (over two hours) for about 15 minutes of complete chaos and mayhem. It was worth it.






I'm also going to post about our accommodations, which were very different and new as well. More to come!

Sunday, August 27, 2017

Standing Room Only

As you can tell from my lack of presence on the ol' blog, real life has kicked in pretty hard. It was like, VACATION! SAFARI! EUROPEAN CANALS!...WORK.

STUDENTS! CLASSES! CHAOS! MADNESS!

And rabbits!


With all the things we had going on over the summer, I realize I haven't posted many pics of Roo. Partly, I've just been a bad blogger. Partly, we've spent time getting to know her. And partly, it was very hard to deal with losing Loo Loo Bean. I just didn't want to talk about bun buns for a while.

But this one. You guys, she's such an oaf.


Anyhoo, so prepare yourself for the coming onslaught of baby bunny pics once more.

Did I mention I'm having the teensiest problem adjusting to the school year? Both the classes I teach are fully enrolled with about 10 students on the wait list. My classes are literally standing room only. Before you think this is some kind of reflection on my teaching ability, let me clarify that I teach a required course at a very popular time. So.

But! This is my last traditional semester as a grad student. Which is to say that this semester I'm finishing up my required courses, my last two literature classes. Next semester I'll just be ("just be") working on my thesis and graduate portfolio. Even though that will be a lot of work and I'll complain about it pretty much 24/7, it will not be a traditional semester. I won't have any classes to actually attend. So, this is my last semester of attending classes as a student! (Hallelujah hands emoji)

That deserves one more silly rabbit pic. Here you go. Celebrate with me.


I have more Tanzania thoughts - and pics! - to share. Now that I'm back in business. I have missed you.

Thursday, August 10, 2017

Conflicted

Without a doubt, the most troubling experience of the trip was the day we visited a Maasai village. I didn't really know anything about these tribes until our driver - who is part Maasai - told us about them and pointed them out as we drove around the country.



There are a bazillion different types of tribes that drive cattle across the land; they all speak different languages and may or may not be able to communicate with each other. Considering that they are literally in the middle of nowhere, with such few natural resources at their disposal, this boggles the mind.

On the day of our longest drive between parks, what's known as a transit day, Nas suggested that if we wanted to break up the drive, he could take us to tour a Maasai village. I jumped at the chance. He told us that this is a service many safari companies offer as a way to help these nomadic people. For a donation of $50, tourists could take a tour (led by a villager or guide who speaks English). The money helps the villagers pay for doctors or supplies or whatever.

I was all about it.

And then we got there.

It's hard to describe just how in-the-middle-of-nowhere these people live. Imagine driving through a white desert wasteland for about 3 hours without any towns, any stores, any other cars on the (dirt) road. There are no other people. There isn't even grass; honestly I have no idea what the cattle eat.

Our tour went like this.

When our jeep drove up, the men ran to greet us. It was so windy and dusty that as soon as we hopped out of the jeep, a couple of them took off their blankets and wrapped them around us, showing us how to shield our faces. Then they took us to the village where the men danced and sang for us.

The men were very much the focal point. The women, I noticed, huddled against the huts and kept the curious children out from under foot. While the men were putting on a show, the women seemed much more interested in chatting among themselves for a bit, chiming in with shouts and hums every now and then.



About one minute into the welcome song, things began to feel weird and just...wrong. Our guide was a young man, probably a few years out of college, who was Maasai and spoke broken English. About every three seconds, he would point to the camera around my neck and say, "You can take picture! They sing for you! You can take photo!" We kept explaining that no, no, it's OK, and we'll take a photo when we want to, but honestly I think he thought we didn't understand the process. I think he thought that we had paid them this money and now they were performing for us and we didn't have the good sense to take pictures of it all.

Which made the experience feel performative and manufactured, as if the white people came for a show and the savages were playing along.

The next thing they did was show us how they make fire. Considering the crazy wind (which really doesn't show well in the pictures) it was pretty darn amazing.



I wandered away to take a picture of this curious lil guy and our guide took me by the shoulders and led me back to the fire show, pointing explicitly at the men, as if I didn't realize I should be photographing them instead of the baby. He wasn't rude about it. Honestly, I think he was trying to be helpful in herding the white folks about.

Next, we took a tour of a house. I took this picture with G in the foreground for scale.



The Maasai are nomadic: they follow their herds of cattle and when the cattle move on to more fertile pastures, so do they. The men collect supplies for the huts and bring them to the women who build them. They are made of sticks covered in a mud-like mixture of cow dung and water. Each hut has a kitchen (where we are sitting above) and right behind the camera is the bedroom: a mat of cow hide with a sheet up as a wall in the middle of it. One side is for the children and the other is for the parents. The huts make up the circular wall of the village.


Inside the circle of huts is the "market" where they keep their goods for sale (made by the women) and also their domesticated animals (goats and chickens) that are not herded about with the cattle. At this point in the tour, we were encouraged to shop. I was huddled in that blanket, walking around the big circle, and every time I would stop to look at or touch something, the guide would encourage me to buy it, cooing about how beautiful and lovely it was.



I picked a few things and then the haggling began. I don't like haggling and neither does G, so when the guide picked a number, I was like (shaking my head) "No." Then he would lower it and I was like, "No." That's how the introverts do it. When we settled on a price he would not let us proceed with the tour until we took an official picture of the purchase. I swear I think he thought this tour was a failure because we weren't snap snap snapping away the whole time.

As I took this I said, "Everyone say Maasai patriarchy!" G was not amused. But I was.


With that awkwardness out of the way, the last stop of the tour was the school house, which was located just outside the village.


As we walked toward it, we could hear the kids screaming in anticipation. When we walked in, they belted out some tune in Swahili. It was pure cacophony.




Then children took turns leading the class through a series of English exercises such as reciting the alphabet and counting to twenty. Despite the fact that these people are completely isolated from the world, they do go to school and they are bilingual; all school children learn both Swahili and English (but the tribes also speak their own languages, which differ quite a bit).

All of the children in this school house were the Chief's. The women in that first picture? They are all the wives of the chief. The men who danced for us are either grown sons or helpers who, at the end of the day, will go off on their own to other villages.

Out of all the chief's sons, one or perhaps two will go to high school and university, with the expectation that they will return to the village afterwards.

From start to finish, including my awkward shopping trip, the whole experience was maybe 45 minutes. But after the school tour I was basically high stepping it to the jeep.

As much as I am intrigued by these tribespeople, I couldn't wait to get out of there because my presence felt wrong and intrusive. In retrospect, I don't think it was. Nas explained to us that the Tanzanian government encourages tourists to visit these villages because of the money they bring in which helps the tribes purchase much-needed supplies from the government. On its own a tribe does not have any money. The only resources it has are from the land, and I gotta tell you, it looks like those are few and far between.

Our guide explained to us that the Maasai eat the cattle. They drink blood and milk from the cattle. There are no plants. No fruits or vegetables to pick. In the dry season (when we visited) there are hardly any creeks or rivers, and the water they do come across must be used for the cows. That's it. That's their diet.

At some point the next day on safari it hit me: The Maasai don't even have coffee, because they don't have access to water. 

I ask you.

The villagers did not seem out of sorts or uncomfortable or put upon at all by our presence. They performed, and that part was perfunctory and bizarre and odd to us - not so much to them - but then they went about their business. Other than the children, no one eyed us or seemed to think we were out of place at all. The children, though. Is this their lens into the outside world, these (mostly pale) strangers who wander into their village and then back out again? Does that become a part of their reality, the world coming to them instead of them going out in the world?

But then how much more out in the world can one get than living on the land as a nomad? Wandering from place to place forever, each day almost a mirror image of the one before.

I'm conflicted because I don't want to be someone who (literally) walks into someone else's community and treats them like a photographic subject. And yet, if I didn't have that exposure, I wouldn't know anything about them at all. And, furthermore, I wouldn't be able to share their experience with anyone else (I mean, did you know anything about them?). But, it's odd, this disparity in our realities. To me, the Maasai are like a part of my Tanzanian adventure. To them, I'm...what? A money-giver? A person who must be prodded to do my part in our unspoken contract and take pictures while they dance and sing?

I don't have clarity on this experience and I think that's OK. I think that's God working on me a bit.

But no coffee? I mean, come on.


Wednesday, August 9, 2017

Amstel Dam

We went to Amsterdam, too!

There were several reasons for this. Mainly, we were looking for specific air carriers to fly on, and none of them went from the U.S. to Arusha or Dar es Salaam, so we started to look for a relatively cheap, easy, and convenient place to lay over for a bit and then fly out of that country to Tanzania on one of the preferred airlines. In other words, we booked round trip tickets from Denver to Amsterdam, and round trip tickets from Amsterdam to Tanzania.

Amsterdam was perfect because: (1) it's almost the very same time zone as Tanzania (only one hour difference) so stopping there first allowed us to get over jet lag before starting the safari, (2) we were able to book an almost-free hotel room using my Marriott points, and (3) I've never been and have always wanted to go! G went with his family back in college, so I relied on him to show me around.




Book ending the safari with Amsterdam was a great decision. It allowed us to walk a lot and move around. In Tanzania we were passed along from one person to the next and weren't allowed really to go anywhere on our own. I mean, where would we have gone?? And also, there were strict regulations about walking. Predatory animals and all that. So, although we stood in the safari truck most of the day, we really didn't exercise beyond that, so exploring Amsterdam on foot was a nice change.

Also, they speak a lot of English and have tasty food and nothing is too expensive. Compared to the logistical challenges involved with a safari, the Netherlands was a welcome break.


I tried their world-famous pancakes. This one was spinach and feta - consumed within two hours of landing in country. I don't mess around with food. It was spectacular.

G took advantage of their obsession with chips. And mayo.




This was my favorite dessert. It's a pretty firm Belgian waffle that's chilled and dipped in chocolate, then covered with custard and strawberries. It was beyond amazing. Even better than it looks!

Amsterdam has a bit of a reputation as a rowdy and cultured city, but I gotta tell you, coming from Denver, it's no big thang. Weed everywhere? Yawn. The red light district. Please, people. I say this in jest. I'm not sure what it means that none of the city's shenanigans were all that impressive. I'm probably a jaded sinner or something. Or just old.

It was charming, nonetheless, and we really enjoyed it. I'm so glad I got to see such a wonderful European city on the water. It gives Venice a run for its money. :)


 


More pics to come!

Tuesday, August 8, 2017

Safari - Tanzania

The reason we chose to go to Tanzania was so that we could experience an extended safari. A few years ago when we went to South Africa and Zimbabwe, I would have said we went on safari, too. But now I would say that we went on game drives. There's a difference. A game drive is just that - driving around and looking for game. (Our driver in Tanzania, Nas, said, "Know why they call it a game drive? Because it's a game whether or not the animals will show up. Maybe they will play, maybe they will not.")

They played.

This was a safari. It was us and our driver and the truck for ten days, driving hundreds of miles in Tanzania, going between and through various national parks. We basically lived in that truck.


We drove with the roof up and stood a lot of the time (even while Nas was driving). That was the beauty of having the truck all to ourselves.



We drove through the following parks: Tarangire, Lake Manyara, Ngorongoro Crater, and the Serengeti (south, central, north). As you can see from the pics below, the landscape varied quite a bit. The crater and lake were more jungle-like and tropical in parts, but the vast majority of the landscape was dry prairie. We were there in their dry season (winter), when the animals have had their babies (kill me now) and are migrating.

Here are some of the highlights. I know not all of our devoted 2.5 followers are as into animals as we are, so I'll keep this fairly brief. :)




The elusive leopard! We saw three different sightings - an unexpected delight.


A Nile Crocodile, his back still wet from the river.

Our first time seeing a cheetah in the wild! In South Africa, we saw several at an animal rescue organization.






All the pics were taken from the truck, and the trucks must stay on designated roads (unlike in other African countries where they can go off-road in private areas, like we did in South Africa).

In future posts, I'll include additional animals that were new to us as well as some of the best shots of more familiar ones. Suffice it to say that we saw so many animals that we eventually just stopped taking pictures. The scope was unbelievable: groups of giraffes; zebras and wildebeests and cape buffalo as far as the eye could see; more baby elephants than you could shake a stick at; birds of all kinds. Hundreds and hundreds. We even stopped taking pictures of the lions!

This, friends, is why we went. It was so amazing. The pictures are great but at the same time they don't really do justice to Tanzania. More to come!

P.S. The King Soopers coupon offer is still on the table. Just a couple of quick syllabi and also some pre-emptive reading for a History of the Novel class. Lemme know.