The somewhat acceptable half of the yard:
The other half:
Every morning for at least 2 hours, I work on this before realizing that I'm on summer vacation. At that point, I throw down the shovel, take a shower, and read for the rest of the day. Every morning I run numbers through my mind, as in, "How much money am I willing to pay to hire a landscaping service to come over and do this right now?"
I've decided to view yard work as my personal Biggest Loser challenge. I'll use it as an intense daily workout. My muscles are so sore that I have to hold my water bottle with both hands. Even then, it shakes pretty badly. So. Out. Of. Shape.
I swear, it's like Downton Abbey over here. Nonstop work on the estate. Minus the full staff, of course.
The gardener? That's me. The cook? That's me. The livestock handler? Well, that's me, too.
Lucy's all about that bass. No treble. |
My arms and fingers hurt too bad to keep typing. Until tomorrow, peeps.
Your comment about Downtown Abbey (minus the staff) reminded me of when I read the book 'The Help.' Part-way through I realized, omg. I AM The Help. That is pretty much my job description.
ReplyDeleteHave you read Jane Eyre yet? I found my copy at my parents' house. I was thinking it is an easier read for you than me b/c I have to look up all the French parts.
ReplyDeleteDon't be so defeatist, dear. It's terribly middle class.
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