What is the worst part about getting up at 5:20 A.M. in order to make it to a 6:00 A.M. appointment with a personal trainer?
...I'll give you a minute to ponder this as there are multiple answers...
When the trainer oversleeps and doesn't show up! ARGHHHHHHH. Not what I need right now. I heart Trainer Ben, and he apologized profusely on the phone, but I was like, I'm gonna remember this the next time the training gets hard and I want a break. That's all I'm sayin. Ben, this is what we call the moral highground. I'm standing on it and you are not, my friend.
I say all of this to say that I'm really ready for a vacation. Like, really.
We've spent the last, oh I don't know, six months under the impression that we fly out on Saturday. Turns out we fly out on Sunday. I cannot even tell you how excited we were to find out that this gives us one more day to, (1) sleep, (2) plan, (3) pack.
We still need to pick up some essentials (read: digestive aids and protectants) and find some dorky passport/ID holders to wear under our clothes, as we expect to be accosted in the Jberg airport from everything we hear. G is all, let's pick something sturdy and stylish - I'll look around, maybe we can go to REI again. I'm all, just give me an old lady fanny pack already and let's hit the road. If anyone messes with me, in the condition I'm in right now, I will unload some Krav Maga on them and pray about it afterwards or something. I'm so NOT IN THE MOOD to put up with stuff right now.
That's the good Christian attitude, right?
Best blog post title ever!!
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