It's definitely a Monday

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Yeah, it's definitely a Monday.

I darted out of bed this morning and put on what I thought was a stylish red-and-black outfit.  Something to add color and a general fake-it-till-you-make-it aspect to my appearance that would disguise my total and complete malaise about the start of the week.

About 45 minutes into my commute, I looked down and realized that I had put on navy blue pants.  To make matters oh so much worse, this isn't the first time I've done this.

As I was creeping along on my way to work (<5mph), the woman in the car in front of my was combing her hair and releasing all the stray hairs outside the window.  They would fly right into my windshield.  She did this for, oh, about 15 miles.  I was washing the window constantly and gagging.

I wonder what else is in store for me today.

Hope your Monday is going better.