Monday, February 13, 2012

I Win Valentine's Day!

Remember last year's VDay episode of "Modern Family" when Gloria outdoes Jay in being romantic for Valentine's Day?  CLASSIC.  She trots around hollering, "I weeen Balentimes Dayyyyyyy."




Actually, G and I are high-browed, sophisticated people who have chosen to rise above the American commercialism of this manufactured holiday.  Read:  new furniture for Christmas = no Vday celebration.

I do have a funny story though.  When G and I were engaged, he was living in Hawaii and I was finishing up grad school in AR.  We were starry-eyed romantics in those days, and he used to send me flowers at least once a week, sometimes even daily.  You can imagine how much my coworkers just loved that.

But, Vday that year - fatefully, the year we were engaged to be married - came and went with no flowers for me.  Everyone in my office got flowers except me.  G kept calling and fishing around, "Soooooooo?  How are things goinggggggg?" and I kept getting snippier and snippier, "Fine.  Just fine."

Turns out that the most popular florist in town had a disgruntled worker who filled up his delivery van, repeatedly, all day long, and methodically dumped thousands of dollars of beautiful flowers into a local creek.

So, I didn't get my dozen roses on Valentine's Day that year.  But I got two dozen the next day.

Happy Valentine's Day, Peeps!

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