My Heart Will Go On

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B:  "You know it's almost the 100th anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, right?"

G:  "Yes."

B:  "I think they're going to re-release------"

G:  "No."

B:  "But the movie----"

G:  "NO."

B:  "I'm just saying that for our first date, we saw-----"

G:  "I know.  No.  I hate that movie."

B:  "But we've now been married into the double digits!  And what are the odds that they would re-release the movie that we saw on our very first date ever?"

G:  [defiant silence]

B:  "Right before our anniversary?  What are the odds?"

G:  "The boat sank.  Get over it.  I can't stand another three hours of Leonardo di Caprio."

B:  "But that was our---"

G:  "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO."



I'm not giving up that easy.